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Wife: “I’m pregnant.”. Husband: “Hi pregnant, I’m dad.”. Wife: “No, you’re not.”. My marriage counselor asked if it was true that I generally wake up grumpy in the morning. I ...
Funny Quotes. “My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.”. — Garry Shandling. “People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys ...
Farmer Palmer – a paranoid, money-grabbing farmer with an inbred son and daughter (who go on to marry each other) whose catch phrase is "Get orf moi laaaand!". He frequently berates and physically threatens (usually with a double-barrelled shotgun) innocent members of the public for encroaching on his property, yet he hypocritically treats the countryside with complete disdain.
The main characters of The Loud House, clockwise from left: Luan, Leni, Lori, Lincoln, Clyde, Luna, Lynn, Lucy, Lisa, Lola, Lily, and Lana.. The Loud House is an American sitcom multimedia franchise based on creator Chris Savino's own experiences with his large family.
33. It's real in our hearts. Fake Spirit Halloween Costumes: On this day four years ago, the Facebook meme page Guy Fieri's Post-Ironic Meme Vault uploaded an edited picture of a Guy Fieri costume ...
Shelley Berman, comedian, actor, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Best Man, Meet the Fockers; Carlos Bernard, actor, 24; Dwight Bernard, MLB pitcher 1978–82; Jason Bernard, actor, All of Me, While You Were Sleeping, Liar Liar; Ernani Bernardi, musician and politician; Joseph Bernardin, Cardinal Archbishop of Archdiocese of Chicago 1982-96
Rheum from a cat's eyes. Rheum ( / ruːm /; from Greek: ῥεῦμα rheuma 'a flowing, rheum') is a thin mucus naturally discharged from the eyes, nose, or mouth, often during sleep (contrast with mucopurulent discharge ). [ 1][ 2][ 3] Rheum dries and gathers as a crust in the corners of the eyes or the mouth, on the eyelids, or under the nose ...
Scary Quotes. “Sometimes dead is better.”. — Stephen King, “Pet Sematary”. “I was a newborn vampire, weeping at the beauty of the night.”. — Anne Rice, “Interview with the ...