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Wife: “I’m pregnant.”. Husband: “Hi pregnant, I’m dad.”. Wife: “No, you’re not.”. My marriage counselor asked if it was true that I generally wake up grumpy in the morning. I ...
Spawny Get – a boy whose initial apparent bad luck always turns into incredible fortune. Specky Twat – a boy who suffers bad vision, and wears thick glasses. He often mistakes things for something else. Spoilt Bastard – Real name: Timothy (Timmy) Timpson. A long-running and iconic VIZ strip featuring a horrible, fat, ungrateful and ...
Publisher. Harper & Row. Publication date. 1981–1991. Publication place. United States. Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is a series of three collections of short horror stories for children, written by Alvin Schwartz and originally illustrated by Stephen Gammell. In 2011, HarperCollins published editions featuring new art by Brett Helquist ...
Funny Quotes. “My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.”. — Garry Shandling. “People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys ...
Scary Quotes. “Sometimes dead is better.”. — Stephen King, “Pet Sematary”. “I was a newborn vampire, weeping at the beauty of the night.”. — Anne Rice, “Interview with the ...
The fortnightly British satirical magazine Private Eye has long had a reputation for using euphemistic and irreverent substitute names and titles for people, groups and organisations and has coined a number of expressions to describe sex, drugs, alcohol and other aspects of human activity. Over the years these names and expressions have become ...
Published. August 2, 1984. In a Dark, Dark Room and Other Scary Stories is a collection of horror stories, poems and urban legends retold for children by Alvin Schwartz and illustrator Dirk Zimmer. It was published as part of the I Can Read! series in 1984. In 2017 the book was re-released with illustrations by Spanish freelance illustrator ...
There’s something in my eye ️,” the Knives Out star wrote. “There may be an ocean of Chrises, but only one Ryan Reynolds. “There may be an ocean of Chrises, but only one Ryan Reynolds ...